Like A Boss

"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"

"Absolutely. I'm the BOSS."

"Okay...so take us through a in the life of 'the BOSS."

"Well the first thing I do is....

Back talk SHIELD

Like a boss

Fight Wolverine

Like a boss

Bring out the Hulk

Like a boss

Take selfies with Spidy

Like a boss

Take Fury's eyepatch

Like a boss

Pretend I'm a pirate

Like a boss

Get kicked in the face

Steal the Iron Man suit

Joyride through Canada

Steal a Moose 

Hump it's brains out

Steal their mapel

Pour it in the lakes

Get shot by Mounties

Flirt with Death

Do it AGAIN

LIKE A BOSS!"

"Uh huh...so that's an adverage day for you?"

"No doubt."

"You steal mapel syrup and get shot by mounties?"

"Hell yeah."

"Sir you are aware that Canada has a no guns policy. And you hump moose?"

"Nope."

"I remember you saying that ."

"That ain't me."

"Well um this has been eye opening."

"I'm the boss."

LIKE A BOSS